Intoxicated Ant Hill

A little tiny creature bit me today,
It stung a little so I tried to find a way,
A way to get rid of those little bugs,
A simple thought on my brain did it tug,
I grabbed a bottle of my finest wine,
A bottle from the grocer for 7.99,
I poured it down on their little town,
I figured, hell, they might drown,
But all at once they rose to the top,
They had a drink and would not stop,
I swear to you, it looked like they were dancing,
I even saw a few that were prancing.

I bet they wanted to tell me thank you,
They never knew what my thoughts had come to,
All the while I was trying to kill,
And all I created was an intoxicated ant hill.
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Another title toss out creation. :)