Wat not to say to a cop

by AllysonWonderland   May 7, 2007


1.sorry I'm to drunk to understand you
2.just don't search my car
3.give me your money
4.I'm not as think as you drunk i am
5.no u cant see my license
6.i don't know whats in the trunk i stole this car
7.ten dolors and this never happened
9.i didn't do it
10.i didn't steal this car it was a gift from the parking lot

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  • 16 years ago

    by WhYcAnTuLoVeMe

    Lol died laughing! lol but believe it or not, my dads a cop and has heard these more than a few times so yes, there are extremely stupid ppl out there...lol!

  • 16 years ago

    by just a little bit hurt

    Damn they must really be drunk To say some @#$% like that LoL! Or really stupid!

  • 16 years ago

    by Kelsey

    LOL....wow now that would be funny to hear someone say all that....

  • 16 years ago

    by Beauty In The Breaking

    Lols That was funny and very true, I wouldn't advise someone to tell a cop any of these lols
    Rhea

  • 16 years ago

    by MaSkEdSoUl

    Lol. I liked the last one!

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