Heads or Tails

I was walking down the street
It was a quiet and lonely night
Walking ahead of me was a feminine figure
She was far ahead, almost out of sight

I began to walk at a more brisk pace
So my view of her was more clear
She became closer and closer
She did not notice that I came near

She had long blond hair
That swayed with each step she took
It was hypnotizing
I couldn't help but look

She looked so beautiful
She was so radiant, she had no flaw
She was without a doubt
The most beautiful woman I ever saw

My mind began to wonder
Again I upped my pace
I had to see her front half
I had to see her face

When I got closer I tapped her shoulder
And she stopped and turned to me
I looked at her with horror
She was oh so ugly

Her eyes were crossed
Stuck staring at her crooked nose
Then my eyes looked down
And I gazed at her hideous clothes

Her ears were huge
Her mouth was small
Tears began to stream from my eyes
I began to bawl

She looked at me and asked
"What's wrong with you on a night so dark and black?"
I turned away and sighed
You looked better from the back...

by Josh