Here Comes the Rolling Turd!

Here comes the Rolling Turd, down across the lane
Past the trees and over the dog
As it screams and hurls in pain
Knocking over the old man with a cane
There's never been a turd with such a weight gain.

*[F.Y.I. - This isn't really a poem I wrote. It's just part of a song me and my friends made up about a guy we nicknamed "The Rolling Turd" 'cause we all didn't like him. So this is just part of a theme song we made for "The Rolling Turd" ;P]*