BlOnDe MoMeNtS

blonde moment is when :

you forget to breathe

your sister says look there's a bird, u look, she steels your food

orange juice says concentrate so you stare at it

you twist your ankle dancing in the rain

someone says "your slow!" and your not offended till five minutes later

when someone says are you high? and you go no bimbo I'm on the floor!

when you have to ask someone else what your name is

when an airplane flies over your head then you stop and think ... then say that was some bird!

when your deep in thought over how to eat your soup

(this was kinda dumb but so true!)