Truth About Females :)

We shave our legs
we never have a wet dream
and going clothes shopping
is the ultimate supreme

we like to party
and we use guys as a joke
they will buy us cocktails
but mostly vodka and coke

we like to be treated
and we go to a salon
and we can have a massage
without getting a hard on

we are strong women
who can pump our own gas
and friends come before guys
we can talk bout size of our ass

Flowers are OK i guess
but chocolate is the best
oh wait a minute
a diamond beats the rest

i remember the details
never forget a date
but deal with it guys
I'm usually always late

and call us beautiful
not sexy or fit
how many times do we have to tell you
and still you don't get it

so females really are the best
and this is the prove
so guys be shocked
cos this is the truth =)