3 Jingles

This was a jingle writing challenge on a songwriting forum I belong to: I decided to write music for them too! You can hear them at the site below:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=130193

1.
Tammy's Tampons

V1
When your belly's crampin'
And your panties dampen
Here's an instant spot removal

V2
Ask the girl who knows
What to do when it flows
Look for the seal of approval

Chorus
Stick one in - it'll do the trick
Comes in thin, medium or thick
Cramp on! Cramp off
Tammy's Tampons

2.
Dandy Dan's Dandruff Shampoo

v1
Dandy Dan's Dandruff Shampoo
For your long or short hair-do
Give your locks a healthy sheen
They never looked so squeaky clean

v2
No more flaky scritch or scratch
The ladies will cry "Wow - he's a catch!"
So every woman, child and man
Look for the label that reads "Dandy Dan's"

3.
Helen of Troy's Beauty Cream

V1
Wrinkled and saggy?
And somewhat craggy?
With a face that could sink a thousand ships?

V2
Like that Queen from Sparta
You know you oughtta
Scoop some up with your fingertips

Chorus
Helen of Troy's Beauty Cream
All of the boy's think you're a dream
You'll have suitors knocking down your door
So apply a little more
Helen of Troy's Beauty Cream