Mr. Fay

I turn to Mr. Fay,
And ask him "What are you doing today?"
He doesn't have much to say,
Because it is Wednesday

I tell him he's gay,
And he says "No Way"
He makes quite the display,
Then doesn't know what to say

I "break the ice" and say "Mr. Fay,
Are you going to the pole to pray?"
He says "fuc no!" I"m gonna stay,
At home till midday

Mr. Fay"s life is in disarray,
He never knows what to say
This is quite a dismay,
I tell him to wait for Friday