You Win

If being beautiful was a sport,
You'd have gold medals galore.
If charisma was a weapon,
You'd be a marksman and more.
If charm was some type of magic,
You'd put Merlin to shame.
If wit was an animal,
You're a lion no-one can tame.
If humour was a sports car,
Then you're top of the line.
If kindness was a mountain,
Yours is too high to climb.
If generosity was a pen,
Well, yours would never run out.
If intelligence was a fighter,
You would win every bout.
If perfection was real,
It would be you, can't you see?
If loving you was a contest,
Then the winner would be me.
When all this is combined,
You get what I always knew.
That if God is a woman,
It can only be you!