Hell on a Raft pt 2

by Bradley Peter   Oct 18, 2007


*You really need to read the first one before you read this one...but you don't have to*

The Turtle and Walrus forced Piggy
To commit a most dirty deed
His mission was to kill the Kitty
Least that's what was agreed

But Piggy was scared and frightened
And he held a shaky hand
As he tip-toed towards the Cat

Turtle:

Turtle Wisped 'Do as we planned'

Cat:

'Why, hello my pork bellied friend
And how are you this very night?'
Kitty pulled the Pig towards him
And squeezed him hard and tight Pig

'I'm okay, I guess' He whispered
With his head bowed to the floor

Cat:

'Then why so glum my friend?
Is a life at sea such a chore?'

Walrus:

'Why did you send the Pig?

You know he'll never succeed'

Turtle:

'The Pig is just a distraction
And distract he will indeed'

Walrus:

'Ah ha, now I see your plan'
The Walrus giggled to himself
As he watched the Cat and Pig
And Turtle snuck with all his stealth

Cat:

'Piggy my friend, you're sweating
Is there something you wish to say?
'But Piggy just said nothing
And shook his head in lied dismay

The Walrus was also sweating
With anticipation on his tips
But the Turtle was too slow
And he could taste Kitty on his lips

His eyes began to get crazed
And his heart was pumping fast
But Turtle was half way there
And the Walrus's hunger couldn't last

He tried to fight his craving
But he couldn't fight hard enough

Walrus:

'Hold on to your hat Kitty
Cause things are about to get rough!!!'

He Charged at the Cat and Pig
The Cat pushed Piggy off the raft
The Walrus missed Kitty Completely
As Kitty just began to laugh

Pig:

'Help me! Help me! I can't swim!'

Cat:

'I shall help you my chubby friend'

Turtle:

'See what you've done you fool!
All because you couldn't just pretend!'

Walrus:

'Shut up! Shut up! You fool!
I'll kill you for what you said!'

Turtle:

'I'd like to see that you chump'

Walrus:

'You best be careful how you tread'

The Walrus chased the Turtle
Deep down into the blue

Pig:

'So what shall we do now?'

Cat:

'I think an adventure's overdue...'

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  • 16 years ago

    by *Charisma*

    Interesting piece...i believe I remember readng the first one a while back. Very funny idea, and well thought out. Nice to see you writing again. I was worried you weren't posting anymore.
    Glad to see my fears weren't true.
    Charisma*