Humanly possible.

Aint no fairies or candy canes,
Its all a bunch of pacifiers.
It doesn't prepare you for reality.
Life isn't glittery or shinny.
Life is dealing with evil
And the evil people
Out to do evil to you
Love and happiness are an illusion
perpetuated by advertisers trying to
Squeeze as much money out of you
As humanly possible.
Religion is a farce used by sexually
Frustrated men to diddle little boys
And Squeeze as much money out of you
As humanly possible.