An Aussie Bloke's Love Poem

You are as refreshing as a long neck fresh out of the esky,
You warm my heart like a thick juicy steak warms the stomach,
When I hold you in my arms i feel at home, like when I'm on the couch watching the footy
When i see your face i go into a spin, like one of Warney's spinners
My heart jumps like a Benji Marshall side step,
You are as precious to me as the Foxtel IQ box top and remote control
Your voice, as sweet a sound as the hiss when i take the cap off a cold beer
I would support the Bronco's for an entire season if it meant our love could last forever,
Your hair smells as sweet as a seasoned Aussie's Baggy Green.
Your nose is as perfectly shaped as the button on my flanny.
Your lips are as soft as a perfectly cooked sausage straight off the barbie.
To win your heart would be as sweet a victory as Australia winning the Rugby World Cup
Understanding you is as complex as picking the footy tips each week
My love for you is as endless as a long day at the test match under the blazing Aussie sun.

*not mine.......some friends wrote it*