I say I don't love u
Swear that I don't need you...

I've never experienced
A jolt of anything...

I never grew up a happy child
i knew something wasn't right...

YOU SO DUMB:
that you think harass is two words...

YOU SO SLOW:
I run circles around you...

You so ghetto:
you have a rag for a gas cap...

Yo Momma:
like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap...

Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before...

From the moment we met
i knew we were destined to be...

Born into poverty
raised among the streets...

Don't look at me like were different
i know we're one in the same...

I admit that I've been quite a hassle
Not an angel child I guess...