Did anyone hear about that one chick who set her cell phone on vibrate and used it as a d*ldo? Now that's just plain sad.

Ever get the feeling that the evil monkeys are staring at YOU???

Garth: si senorita
Kate: muy bein
Garth: gosh, you're that dumb?
Kate: um.......SALSA!!!

"Now that's some high-quality H2O!"
-Waterboy

Maybe I am, and maybe I AM!!!
-Willy Van Wiggers

Amish Electrician

*no offence to the Amish people*

Mr. Smith: "Ok, next geography question."
Juliana: "Yes."
Mr. Smith: "Tokyo is a major city in what country?"
Juliana: "China!"
*snicker*snicker*
Juliana: "What?"

Your lips lie as I see straight through those tainted, lying, deceiving eyes.

Don't hit me and then take it back, you meant to do it in the first place.

*~I'd like to take this time to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell "bananas".~*