Say this REALLY loud:

"I like Mike Hawk"

hahaha!!!

I'm a stripper, so.........what do YOU do for a living???

A real man wouldn't ask you if you wear a thong, he would go shopping for them with you.

hahaha :P -Just thought of it...

Did anyone hear about that one chick who set her cell phone on vibrate and used it as a d*ldo? Now that's just plain sad.

Ever get the feeling that the evil monkeys are staring at YOU???

Garth: si senorita
Kate: muy bein
Garth: gosh, you're that dumb?
Kate: um.......SALSA!!!

"Now that's some high-quality H2O!"
-Waterboy

Maybe I am, and maybe I AM!!!
-Willy Van Wiggers

Amish Electrician

*no offence to the Amish people*

Mr. Smith: "Ok, next geography question."
Juliana: "Yes."
Mr. Smith: "Tokyo is a major city in what country?"
Juliana: "China!"
*snicker*snicker*
Juliana: "What?"