Quotes by The Forsaken One
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"Bite my crust, wee-otch..."
From the Sci-Fi Channel version of Final Destination 217 years ago0 0 -
Remember, it's the people like me that make the rest of you normal...
17 years ago0 0 -
I am a swordsmaster, be-0tch - I will kick your a*s!
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"I love Doritos......sometimes...."
My ex, Carmen, on the phone one night17 years ago0 0 -
You can pick your friends,
You can pick your nose,
Try to pick your friend's nose with an M-80 and the police will question you...17 years ago0 0 -
"That was so terrible, I think it gave me cancer."
- Calculon, Futurama17 years ago0 0 -
PS: That is how part of the alphabet would look if Q and R got married, moved away, developed marital problems, became drug addicts, and then killed themselves...
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This is not Burger King, you cannot have it your way. This is MacDonalds, get off the rag and put on a smile.
My friend Brandon about the automotive teacher...17 years ago0 0 -
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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