As I started to get in my truck, I heard peep...
No bird in sight, my confusion did seep...

The Da Vinci Code is fiction at its best,
So please would all you zealots give it a rest...

One day my students asked me,
Is a teacher what you always wanted to be...

Afrikaans for "earth pig"
Anteater doesn't have teeth like the aardvark...

We met while in the Army stationed in Germany,
I did not want to know the girl I would one day...

Sunny is an orange and white tabby
Belly drags the ground; is flabby...

Thomas Edison invented the kinescope and movies...
The silent movie heroes were loved and adorned...

It was 1970 and gas shot up to over a dollar!
All the country was in a big fat holler...

The orange and black Lepidoptera flitters like...
The mate is found and they begin a flittery dance...

It is a saying that is true,
old men start wars, young men fight em, that is...

Mary had a little lamb,
Georgie was running the show...

Cougar, panther, puma, mountain lion and...
When it screams like a woman you really do not...