They say "when life gives u lemons, make lemonade" well, last time i checked, u needed sugar, what happens when life doesnt give you sugar, how do u make lemonade?

In Spanish class:
Voice recording on tape: When you lose things, they're always in the last place you look.
My friend: thats because once you find it, you stop looking

Eventually the day comes when you realize you're too big for McDonalds playland