I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
17 years ago
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I love making friends...
It's people I can't stand.
17 years ago
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If love is the answer...
Could you rephrase the question?
17 years ago
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Love is grand...
Divorce is a hundred grand.
17 years ago
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I was nauseous and tingly all over.
I was either in love...
Or I had an upset stomach.
17 years ago
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He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!
17 years ago
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted...
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted...
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated...
so kiss me baby...
i'm vaccinated!