I love you...
even a blind man can see that

Kisses blown are kisses wasted...
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted...
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated...
so kiss me baby...
i'm vaccinated!

He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!

I was nauseous and tingly all over.
I was either in love...
Or I had an upset stomach.

Love is grand...
Divorce is a hundred grand.

If love is the answer...
Could you rephrase the question?

I love making friends...
It's people I can't stand.

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

Girls are like phones.
We love to be held, talked too...
But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

It takes 46 muscles to frown...but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.