I love you...
even a blind man can see that

GREAT REPLY

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

GREAT REPLY

HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Dont you already have one?

GREAT REPLY

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Men are like...Parking Spots.
The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.

Men are like...High Heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like...Mini Skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like...Department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like...Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.