Quotes by kandi

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  • The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding.
    The Western equivalent of judo is, 'Yes, dear.'

    16 years ago
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  • Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

    16 years ago
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  • True love comes quietly. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

    16 years ago
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  • Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

    16 years ago
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  • Men are like...Horoscopes.
    They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

    17 years ago
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  • Men are like...Department stores.
    Their clothes should always be half off.

    17 years ago
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  • Men are like...Mini Skirts.
    If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

    17 years ago
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  • Men are like...High Heels.
    They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

    17 years ago
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  • Men are like...Parking Spots.
    The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.

    17 years ago
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  • GREAT REPLY

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    17 years ago
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