My names michael and im rather annoyed with teenage girls. No offence, but there are certain charactoristics which annoy me.

1. A chrush does not make someone your soulmate.

2. If your not as popular as her boyfriend, your not worth talking too.

3. Not all guys want you for your body, so it doesnt make me gay or wierd, it makes me caring!

4. Smoking and orange skin does not make you look nice!!! Health and beauty courses therefore should be renamed.

5. Geeks are people too, not your next victim.

6. Life isnt the Jerry Springer show, i dont care what your best mates mates mate is up too, i care about your safety and welfare!

7. Laughing at me doesnt help.

8. Breasts dont make you a nice person, so tissue paper isnt going to do much else.

9. If everyone says the guy you like is not a nice person, its not because the entire world is jelous!

10. Playing music on your mobile phone so everyone on your bus can hear it, doesnt make you any more of a person.

11. Getting a boyfriend doesnt mean you have to ignore all of your old friends! Especially if he tells you never to speak too them.

12. If you relate too this, please dont take offence.