Women are like shoes.
Just pick them by the looks...

For one to really know joy,
One must first have known sorrow...

A rose has yet bloomed that can match your beauty.
Never a diamond found more precious than you...

Fell in love with this girl many years ago.
Why I feel the same still I will never know...

MY ONLY FRIEND LEFT IS A GIRL NAMED JINNY.
KNEW HER SO LONG, EVEN BACK WHEN SHE WAS SKINNY...

HER BEAUTY LIES IN HER FAKE ASS EYES,
AND OH THOSE AWESOME THUNDER THIGHS...

So much I could say when I look into your eyes.
But the words won't come, no matter how I try...

Your beautiful , almond eyes across the table top,
I swear , for that moment tonight, time will stop...

Tell me this is happening,
That this isn't all a dream...