All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...

Why does love have to be like this? I realize it...
what I thought was forever love I soon found out...

I dont want to get involved, I want to spend my...
Im a real anti hero, does that make me a villian...

Time is different things to different folks
fleeting moments or lengthy joke...

I wish I was a better looker
My friends wish I was a better cooker...

(country music)
Here you come again, only hell knows where you...

A thousand things changed in the game
a million strange things remained the same...

This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

I cannot wait to hold you tight
hurry! hurry! bring the night...

Doctor! Doctor! somethings wrong
my heart is singing a sad sad song...

At first people take a second look at me
they recognize the rapper I used to be...

Some folks may find me rather mental
because I write this poetry dental...