It is said nine lives has a cat
all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...

I once knew a scandolous pirate,I guess a thief of...
If she could catch a frog she would try and steal...

One lonely day I was hopefully surfing the...
a saucy ad said "describe yourself and see...

I wonder where do broken drug dealers go to...
I'm being released from prison out of the pan into...

Why does love have to be like this? I realize it...
what I thought was forever love I soon found out...

I dont want to get involved, I want to spend my...
Im a real anti hero, does that make me a villian...

Some folks may find me rather mental
because I write this poetry dental...

The reason why I married her?the answers just...
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...

At first people take a second look at me
they recognize the rapper I used to be...

Doctor! Doctor! somethings wrong
my heart is singing a sad sad song...

I cannot wait to hold you tight
hurry! hurry! bring the night...

This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...