I can't sit idly by
knowing that he's in pain,
I can't sit idly by
knowing that I'm to blame.

Note to self: charge first, talk later.

You blow up another mailbox, the car is gone.
- Dad, to son

Isn't it ironic that the thing you gave life has the power to take it from you? I wonder if the same is true of God. Do you think man could've killed God and usurped his place?

Oh, my God, you look like a rainbow exploded!
-J.D.

The gnomes sell my used sandals on the black market.
-Davey

I'm getting up in the middle of this flight. I've had four beers, I'm going to use the bathroom. I'm starting a revolution!
- Turner

I just scored, now I'm gonna play.
-Elliot

If somebody random comes up and says, "I'm gonna steal their bras." Just ignore them.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!