Intuition knows only what it has managed to learn.

I would want the crime scene photos!

Come back later when I'm not so confused
Come back later when I know what to do

I don't know why I always sneer at myself in the mirror.

Now, I would only be loving him to prove that I could. That kind of love doesn't do anybody good.

When your friends say nothing, random people you don't know are always willing to offer unsolicited advice.

Life sucks when you don't know that you're loved.

Hello, this is Alex's Abortion Clinic. No fetus can beat us. Can I help you?
-Alex

How many times have you looked over here?

If it's true "At parties you aren't invited to, people talk about you" I must be really popular, because nobody invites me to parties anymore.