Haunted by an indifferent ghost.

Comfortably confused even without you.

Asking girls out is tricky. Gone are the days of pulling your d--- out.
-BritishDave

I am not cute. I am an evil satanic popsicle of cruelty.

Hey, we're big! We should be hard!
-evolution humor

Two wrongs don't make a right -- just good television.

Welcome to Silicon Utopia

Disconnect & self-destruct
while I play off your every move

What is wrong with kids today?
Movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say.
& we are scared to live because you made it that way.

Zombies live in my house, I call them my family! We don't say a word, just sit and stare at the TV screen!