I saw a tractor man, he was trekking the long way...
cause his wife was all alone...

Your name inspires charity, wherever it is spoke
And your face that's full of happiness, forever...

A poem about my love for penguins
The flightless bird has been forced to waddle...

This is not how I feel about women, I just thought...
On numerous occasions I have fought for womens...

The giant birds without a smirk
My mental closet is where they lurk...

The mad mad D-Man is coming your way.
He wears a pin stripe suit, and a hat made out of...

I once killed a man,
He said his name was Mel...

Many years ago I had a friend.
His mother named him Clyde...

Here i am in a lab, reading all my poems
I decide to add a profile, so you can see me in...

If i asked you a question, how would you reply?
would you avoid the situation, turn as you say...