Saw this on a bumper sticker:

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

Tomorrow had been canceled due to lack of interest.

Never always lasts forever

Never always lasts forever

Break my heart, and I'll break your face!

I only smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Itsy Bitsy
Slightly ditzy
Kinda crazy
gorgeous lady

Cancel my subscription, I dont need your issues!

Guys are dumb. Lets poke them with sporks!!

I saw this on an icon and thought it was funny.

Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.