There are all these saying about life giving you lemons. But when does life ever actually give you lemons??

Always swim with a buddy. This way, if there's a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, only the person you're with!

Not all dumbs are blonde!

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

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