Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations

I'm the evil twin!

Not mine, I saw it on a T-shirt!

Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again!

When Life gives you apples, make apple juice.
When Life gives you oranges, make orange juice.
When life gives you lemons, give them to someone else and say: I'm sick of fruit!

Please leave a message at the beep , if you don't hear the beep please leave.

Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

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Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

A day without sunshine is like... night.