What We've Written

These discussion forums contain many little bits of us, hidden in the pages, lost in the years. But they remain tucked in us somewhere. Some bits may have made you explode with laughter, provoked your mind, churned your heart, or left you balding rapidly. Bring some of these little gems to the light and share them with us.

What are some memorable posts and discussions that you have witnessed here that are worthy of quotation?

Recently, these made me laugh:

"Oh, well aren't we all just puking rainbows and butterflies around here! I would comment, but I left my unicorn tied up outside and she needs her daily glitter re-application. Cheers!"

-- sibyllene

"My idea of a rousing time is when we have here in Frog Hollow our annual ice cube melt. Thats when all my friends get together each summer bringing an ice cube and placing it in the middle of a picnic table and with a stop watch see whose melts last and slowest, the winner"

-- donaldrminikus

Well, Kevin was probably one of the first people I got into an internet argument with... haha! That has to count for something. I remember some really old, long religion threads. They were probably a couple hundred posts, because it was before any length limits. I probably frustrated the hell out of him with my naivete and mystic earnestness, but those fights could be fun. Now we just have sexual tension.

Another epic thread would have to be the PnQ Blind Dating Show. I was originally set up to go on a hot air balloon ride with Noir, but he stood me up so I crashed Abby and Jane's pirate date. We still talk in pirate speak in the Club in honor of that auspicious time. For formal occasions, mostly.

I also miss dddddaviddddd's cryptic posts, which I could never ever understand, even though he thought I could.

Finally, I know these times have mostly gone and I'm just waxing nostalgic, but there were some pretty entertaining mod v. members debates in the past. For all the trouble they cause, they do make your brain work a bit.

The first ask the club thread... Kevin's humor was ace

I have a quote here from Michael about this issue Bob.

"You know man, I'm not trying to rock the boat, because I love boats, I mean I think I was one of the animals Noah took on his boat...maybe like a Turtle or something..but Bob, poetry is alive like sexual energy..and you know, when I see a thread..sometimes I get all excited and it just flies out of me! I'm not trying to be bad, I want to be good..I want to be on the Ark...Bob, don't tell me I'm one of the animals that isn't aloud on board...I have so much...poetry to give"

I hope this helps Bob.
....written by Kevin

"Donald, seriously, i'm starting to think you're glued to my tail.."
Princess

"Damn Britt, your a natural Leader, a New Aged Women Teacher, How to cook, clean, take care of your men and lock and load a firearem, Backwoods Barbie with a Gun, Hell Yeah! America needs more Women like you. I believe you would make an excellent running mate with Sarah Palin."
-- Edward D Zurovec, hehehe...

"Hence, in music the emotion comes from the musical score and coupling of often weak lyrics (some are better than others). In poetry, every word has to count to make its mark.

Incidentally, don't look at my poetry as a good example of this rule."
-- Mel

I reckon I should have a general version of Mel's last line as a disclaimer on practically everything I write here.

Errr...I'd be offended, but if you like Sarah Palin then go ahead and take it as a compliment! Hopefully Edward likes her too!

"The death penalty is basically us, as a society saying we've failed. With all our learning and wealth and oppurtunity, we can't do anything..nothing at all for this person, except kill them.

It's a massive cop-out, like sweeping dust under the carpet. Doesn't make the world a better place."

-- Kevin, preach it, bruv.

Bottom of Ask The Club lol
"Oh yes, we have actually created comic characters for ourselves within our club. Many of them. I remember one where we designed our own superhero characters with special powers. I remember I was Plasmaphagloria, a radiant flame that could harness the power of the most abundant state of matter in the universe. Can't remember the rest of us. Oh yes! Jane was Princess Pansy. Her power was that she was very pretty and could shoot rainbows from her mouth and glitter from her hair. I kicked her ass very, very soundly."
abby

"Oh, I thought you were the pink tutu-wearing, three-breasted mutant ape in the super hero story and I, Princess Pansy, liquified you with my glitter bombs.
That must've been a later story.
Wait no.. that was the first time we met in person. I was actually me, Jane - no glitter bombs, sorry to say - and you were... well I don't know how you escaped the zoo, quite frankly.
But back to that superhero story. Now it's all coming back to me. Michael was a short, fat leprechaun that pwned opponents with lucky charms. Kevin was a male nurse. I don't think he had any super powers...his character was devastatingly boring. Sibby was a unicorn. Jordan may have been a homosexual chili pepper with legs, wearing a sombrero. He played Spanish lullabies to male opponents, lulling them to sleep, then god knows what would happen.
I can't remember the rest."
silvershoes

HAHA! Glad to see I got a quote in here. Thanks Mike.

You've all made too many atrociously hilarious posts for me to quote specifics at this time. Maybe tomorrow.

I forgot about those threads! Where we all answered for each other.... haha

Ohhh yeahh. Dang, we're cheeky.

But there must be other people outside THE CLUB that are also smart and funny and sexy?

Where are you? Or has THE CLUB eaten you all by now? Contribute your golden nuggets here!

By Abby ( and cracked me up)

The game is afoot! My PM box has been sizzling with amendments, apologies, sexual advances, bribes, death threats, and masterpieces-to-be. My hands are peppered with virtual paper cuts and there are towering piles of poetry on all sides, begging to have numbers placed next to them. The judges are keen, their noses are quivering as the sweat from our challengers fills the arena. However,

all 10 poems
have not yet been handed
in.

In Honolulu, it is still 9.44pm on Sunday. Maybe some poor backward challenger lives there. Nevertheless, I shall be closing this heat in 24 hours. Anyone who fails to hand in their poem on time is disqualified.

DISQUALIFIED.

Kevin vs Joe in the New User Guide & Mod FAQ:

"Hey you deleted my post without saying why! I was only joking!"

"Or you just totally forgot which forum you posted it in. You posted that comment within the "Other" Forum, not here...lol"

He is not the kind to go back on his word, Donald.

I will sprinkle fertilizer on my funny bone every day from now on, alright? :)

Author: sibyllene
status: moderator
date: 2007.11.06 12:26

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Why am I becoming president, Betta Belle?

search forums P and Q Theology

Britt, you were right about reading that thread. I found it very funny and actually interesting :P

Mikey boy said this..

"Faith is above reason and imagining men of faith as blind and cripple, in my opinion, can be misleading
Then again humility is a virtue"

If no one else thinks this is a remarkable collection of words, you need to read it again.

It's scary how all those thoughts can exist as mutual realities in one mind.

/salute!

Hmm, I'm not sure I agree with my posts in that thread anymore :)

It's worth it for making me look like I'm suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder.

Lol, Sib :]

Hehehehehe.

Which thread is this?

Oh, I was talking about P&Q Theology. I guess I don't know what the others were on about... maybe I'm doing it again. Why yes, I'm fine today, thank you. No, I couldn't possibly. Quail after 3? Well, if you insist.

Now you seem to be suffering from multiple personality disorder. :P I was referring to the Theology thread by it being funny and creative lol

KeithNWV,
"I just wanted to say thanks to all the Veterans out there. When we set back and question things going on, they have stepped forward to give us freedom to do so. Thanks again."

author unknown,,, " It has little to do with parenting"
Beautiful Chaos, "I have to disagree having been on both sides of the fence here. Decisions are made from the moment of conception that affect you, how you grow up, where you grow up, who you grow up with,how your taught, the type and amount of attention you get. Yes, there are some who have a great support system in their lives and don't take advantage of it and would rather fight against it, but between work and other underlying issues, family has for the most part gone down the drain.

Abby, "Regardless of whether our arrogance is real or facade, its usually true that a thing said in jest is a thing half confessed." " It is also interesting to note that while arrogance is often a product of ignorance, impassioned intelligence is often mistaken for arrogance by the ignorant.

MikeyDNalley, "I just ate some turkey spam. I wonder which evolved first the turkey, or the chicken,? Not that I am trying to duck the issue."

Oh Michael, you silly goose.

MikeyDNalley, "I just ate some turkey spam. I wonder which evolved first the turkey, or the chicken,? Not that I am trying to duck the issue."

^^^
hahah LOL @ Michael ..

I thought that was funny, as well, Nana. :P

Dang, where did you dig those up, Edward? Ha! Man, I'm wise. Impassioned intelligence.....ha!

I am still trying to imagine the Mongol horde texting the Asians; ......in case you were wondering you have just been raped and plundered.. thank you for your time.. and squealing like a pig

Woe is me somebody has watched too much Glenn Beck XD

^^MIKE.D.N.TC :P