Silly things you've said recently

Me to my sister
"that's very ungammer of you?

Lol thats make no sense but ok......"you dingle dork!" i said that to my smexy

To my best friend Kirsten : "Kirsten my love! Thanks you for my Christmas present!"
(I'm straight, but don't have a problem with gays or lesbians)

I want to resign

i miss him- lol

I said: "FOO MOO HOO HOO HOO MOO FOO WOOOOOOOOOO!"

...beat that for silliness.
I didn't stop there either.

I called up a restaurant which has 2 levels of dining available.

The lady answered the phone and I said "Hi, I was just wondering if your downstairs was open"

I stopped talking once I realised what I had said...

Something random and funny i said was "go flunk your bunny?"

I said tween instead of teen...

I was feeling sad... but then i decided to be awesome instead.

"YOU GOT YOUR SKITTLES IN MY KITTEN!"

"I'm not confused, I was just scratching my face with my face."

>.<

To my best friend, Purple monkeys with green banana swords are attacking us so they can take over the world!!! AHH!! Then Purple monkeys will go BOOM!!!

"Can hoes also be bros?"

My guy friend's response: "Did you really just ask that....."

Why don't you disappear like a fart in the wind

Today I will be happier than a bird with a frenchy fry.

I said this to my best friend and he called me a weirdo then said "I will be happier than a freak at comic book convention,"

Actually... my friends and I were talking about the most awful things that someone can stick on your face. We were talking about candy canes being stuck in our hair. And one of my guy friends goes "Ohhh, I'll do look like a sexy beast with candy canes all over me." xD

Me: Guess How Much I Paid For Exactly 3 Gallons Of Gas?
My Momma: I Don't Know, Where Did You Get It At?
Me: The Gas Station.. (Me, Confused)
My Momma: Jessica.. (She Starts Laughing)..

Haha.

Tried to say waffle iron and it came out "awful wiron" lol

I told my friend hes gonna be blinded by a crocodile and i meant love lol

Just case this happens to anyone if in the case of being atack by a peice of wet fabric with ur friend do not scream as loud as u cn or as my friend did the my arm with her little finger for dear life cos for people around us my they saw was to girls screaming one holding the others arm with her little finger with a peice of fabric on there legs

Me to to my boyfriend "Gahhh horsey ahh sword ahhhh chop yo head off gahh!!"
LOL [;

I know this is kidish but it was in front of a 5 year old. My mom said "Santa is just as real as any other mythical creature." So I said, "So, Santa IS a unicorn?!?!?!?" And my mom about died laughing as did the 5 year old, who then decided to dress up as a unicorn for the day claiming she was Santa.

The foot is on the other hand now

"I love white fuzzy bunnies"

^^^
(U) are silly AJ !

(Go to the sticky token board MM's ) was the last funny thing I said

"Did you know the Chicken that walks in not the Chicken you eat, the one you is Pollo (means Chicken in english)?

This is the silliest question thats alwys in my head n wen i ask they think im dumb -.-

La la la la la lol

I censored "F" word while cussing out a soldier, after using the whole word at least 19 times, at the end I said "What the Freak?"

My daughter asked me if cows eat steak like I do becouse my wife told her that daddy eats like a cow

I thought you said you drink, then why are you taking alcohol...me to my rom mate, i dont even know what i meant

Me: "I'll search every crooked nanny!"
Fiancee: "LOL what?"

My Friend, who was joking: We are over!
Me: But we have a baby together! Dont forget our turtle baby!

Lol we are both girls :P It's a looooooong story

Me to my friend: wanna make apple cider with me?
My friend: apple cider?
Me: yes, also known as the yellow fluid that comes out you posterior!
My friend: can we make chocolate bombs too??
Me: of course!

Our convo's are quite ... Expressive LOL!

Some dude to my friend: yeah and your boobs are halfway hanging out
My friend: haha
Some dude: yeah *reaches for them*
Me: *smacks his hand* no! They're mine!
My friend: yeah, they're hers!

It was my birthday and a friend said:
Happy birthday
Me: happy birthday to you... mee too!!

It wasnt her birthday. -_-

I said "My toast is too onion" to my roommate.

I need to post the cake for the cheque!