Happy Birthday to Gaurav aka G-Man

Happy Birthday to Gaurav aka G-Man (Wednesday, Oct. 3rd)

Happy Birthday to you. Hope that your day is good and that you are blessed with the things in life that you desire. Here are wishes for many, many more birthdays to come. Okay everyone, it is time for the party to begin. We need ice cream, cake, hats, music and Nitin is going to lead the dancing.

"Happy Birthday to you"
"Happy Birthday to you"
"Happy Birthday dear Gaurav"
"Happy Birthday to you"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAURAV!!!!!!

Enjoy your day :)

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you Gaurav

Happy birthday to you!

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V V V [very very very] Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Gaurav :D

A wonderful B'day wish Gaurav. Your poems are so tightly structurally crafted from an engineer's pen that to try to penetrate in to the depths (i.e interpret) I would have to first find a way to break through an impenetrable fortress ....haha ....just a compliment on your unique style.

Thank you guys!! Much appreciated.

Tad overwhelming, given that I am not a P&Q celeb. Frankly, did not see this coming.

Did intend on opening with some lame jokes to settle the notion of being overwhelmed. Such as.

"Look Ma, friends!! Proved you wrong. . " :P

"Glad, at least this year somebody remembered" =)

^ But does not seem to take the pressure off.

Sylvia, I do wish to get my wishes/desires fulfilled this year. Been waiting too long to rule over the universe. It'd be better it I started out young.

^^ ALS, Thank you for the compliment. Seeing that it is coming from a fellow analyser, is equally overwhelming.

Ha HA! Being an INFJ, now you should start looking for someone compatible to remove your loneliness.
So here is a start from the MBTI computer model:

INFJ

Best types for a relationship: ENTP, ENFP, INFJ, INFP, ENFJ
Possible types for a relationship: ISFJ, ESFP, ISFP, ENTJ, INTJ, INTP, ISTJ
Least likely types for a relationship: ESTJ, ESFJ, ESTP, ISTP

Happy Birthday dude.
I hope all your dreams come true :)

^ Thank you for the wishes Abed. Much appreciated.

^^ I am not lonely :P

Do have friends, quite a lot. Do get asked out from time to time, mostly because I provide focused attention and reciprocate equally (as long as it is productive and not gossip and similar.) Just dont have anything in common with anyone, have to choose wisely for the potential result being me, spending the rest 50 years of my life with someone (50 years based on the average life expectancy in India, approximately 70 and my current age). Have no interest in discovering a potential mate by dating multiple women, a really bad dating culture. I have every intention of meeting just one woman, settling down. Do hope to find someone soon.

^ I just sound blunt. Actually, I am very goofy. My avatar makes me come off as mechanical person.

Should've mentioned in the previous posts.

Larry, I did notice the V's, indicating my previous profile user name being comprised of all initials as V, which made it difficult to address me.

Thank you, I appreciate the care ^^,

Yes, your pro picture shows you are mechanical lol... But I think you're not. Internet impressions are always wrong.

No I am not Abed =)

I am sure everyone of us has a vivid mental portrait about, how each of us sounds in person, how one must behave or how one must walk. How beautiful an individuals smile ought to be (its mostly guys picturing girls) and more. But very rarely, are we right when prejuding ones personality.

I will go ahead and make a bold guess. Most will say you are good for hugging, a good hugging material. . . . . . . .And I am straight, just to set the record straight. I am complimenting you as a friend. Would not want to give away any other vibe here, to any one reading :P

I do not talk mechanical. I am talkative and have no control over my mouth. One can judge that by the long posts I make. I make random jokes, annoy everyone . I take my time to open up before I emotionally let anyone influence me.

Gee George..It's your birthday....hope you have a great day!...Just some lame jokes to make you smile or gag (or both) LOL!

Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.

Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet?
A: The Captian's Log.

Q: Have you read the book "Damn it Jim"?
A: It's by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

I am a hugging material? :$

^^ haha! that was hilarious. You are making jokes with reference to Star Trek. How much hotter could you get?!?!

Spock has some predictable jokes yet I still find them funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

^ Abed. Did you not like it?. .I sure wish to assume that you get hugged by girls all the time. You look hug-able . I see women have that one guy in the group they always like to hug. If this isnt happening to you, idk what is wrong with women. You are a fine young fellow, with occasional episodes of rage. But that is natural.

If this isnt happening to you, idk what is wrong with women.

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Or perhaps he just hasn't read the six steps to hugging....can't believe the shit you find on goolge but...this made me laugh...

http://www.wikihow.com/Hug-a-Girl

^ Damn. Had no clue of such a thing.

Would you look at that. I just learnt from standing still to hugging a girl in just 6 steps. Perhaps there will be a book about it someday day :P

Found a new comedian. New for me of course. Gabriel Iglesias. He came up with 6 levels of fatness.

Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Dayum!, Oh hell no!

Any relation to Julio Iglesias...doubt it haha!!!

I haven't heard of him but...will check him out. Glaswegian's would be all over this guy's surname BTW...anything ending in as...is mega...He would be Iglassyarse for sure so the topics would become..

Big arse, healthy arse etc....not going there with the fluffy one LAFAO!!!! <<<< the F being for fluffy here, of course!

^ No, not related. Indians probably would have a hard time pronouncing his last name =)

Gabriel categorizes himself under the 4th one. Fluffy. I'm not fat. . I'm fluffy.

Obviously he doesn't know the other meaning of fluffy...a fluffy arse is an arse the farts constantly....OMG...

Happy Birthday!!

I love Gabriel, he's one hilarious man lol.

^Thank you Jenni. Much appreciated. ^^,

^^ Fluffy arse farting constantly is the last thing I want to picture on my birthday! Stop putting images in my head:P

Brthumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb..squeak!...Ok...finished haha!!!

You are ruining my birthday thread :P

If this continues, we might end up with more than 100 posts, having this thread locked up.

Oh...away with you man...I've bought a carton of beer...and...I went to so much trouble getting it! I went through the drive through...put my front wheel on the dinger...the irate owner came running..telling me off and asking me to remove my front tyres from his precious dinger so...I replaced them with my back tyres just to keep him on his toes...he asked me to drive forward so I did....right to the very end of the drive through....he had to lug the cartoon for a fair bit...I told him....Gee..smile...it's George's birthday...See the trouble I went to and now you're kicking me off your thread....fine....takes carton of beer back :)...the party down the road looks like it's jumping anyway haha!!!

Not kicking you off the thread. Would never do that =)

But a fluffy backside farting in the thread where my name is mentioned just . .you know. .blows :P

The road down the party will not have G. Thats right, I said it. You heard me.

Its funny how talking via pm seems awkard and here we are trolling the forums :P

You know. .blows :P
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Do you realise what you just did here????

Well English isnt my first language so I am skeptical of what you interpret it as and what I interpret it as.

But a fluffy unloading a tornado on the thread where my name is, is. .you know. . embarrassing.

Guess I'd better keep the many definitions (in my culture) of blow to myself then, but...when you blow through your mouth what do you get....wind...OMG....embarrassed you enough maybe????? You could always use it to blow out your candles maybe....save the planet and all that?

Happy birthday my friend.

^ Thank you Karla. Always enjoyed your company.

^^ I do understand the inappropriate term "blow" And no I haven't celebrated birthday with cake and candles since. . .hmm I cannot recollect. Since 1st or 2nd grade. Cannot recollect the experience.

LMAO.
I don't like hugs.
I don't like to hug.
I don't like to be hugged.

^ I love hugs. As long as they are appropriate. I get hugs from people all the time. But you see how wrong I was when judging.

Hehe.. I only like cyber hugs :P

Cyber hugs eliminate physical contact. So, appropriate :P

Yes, lol-

WTF?...are you two comparing your idential black teeshirts right now and admiring your blend in jeans??? Yo....the other 40 people at the party look just then same and then....you have me!!!! I'm the one with the jokes and the beer...snaps fingers....HELLO!!!!

^ Had to leave. Sorry.