Cringeworthy pieces of poetry!

Since Rania started a forum about how we all joined PnQ and our start on here... I thought I'd further that by asking what is some old poetry you have found that has made you cringe or laugh out loud or just groan?

I was cleaning my closet and found a notepad from last year with this:

"You fed me lust with your
sausage-like fingers and
bulging eyes."

^ I don't know, the "sausage-like fingers" part made me laugh HARD. Maybe I'm just being silly.

So share, if you dare ;)

So I've got a few friends that freestyle and rap. Ive always been envious of them for their ability to think of things off the top of their heads. Here's my first attempt at a rap that has been sitting in my Saved Drafts section for about 5 or 6 years haha

They say home is where the heart is,
So I'm guessing that I'm homeless.
And they told me you were heartless,
But I guess I didn't notice.
Oh shit. I'm not focused.
Feel explosive when this poet's notions lose their potence.
Hopeless; I know this.
That's why the closest to closed fists
we aim at our noses,
are rocks of cocaine and highs made of roses.

I cant say I have any cringe poems, but I giggle at the cheesy poems I write for my Husband for fun....

I wrote a poem about dryer lint back in 2005 and that was a challenge that was fun....

Ok. I was 17 and in my girlfriend's Valentines card, I wrote:

Roses are red
Squirrels are randy
I love you
My darling, Angie

Some might say it was downhill from here. Lol

I've written too many poems I regard as cringe-worthy (most when I was a fair bit younger) but I can't share the mirth of them with you good people because they have, one way or another, been entirely erased from history (deleted or scrunched up and thrown in a paper bin).

I've just giggled at that !!

I do not know if this count:
fly with a fly
to live with
what you leave behind.

I've loads. Mostly from my younger days.

I'll post do at some point so you can all have a laugh at my expense.

Craig

See I like this lol.

Craig

A bunch of us re wrote this at school

Mary had a little lamb she thought it was so silly
The threw it up into the air and caught it by its

Willy was a watch dog laying in the grass along came a bumble Bee and stung him on the

Ask no questions tell no lies I seen a copper pulling up his

Flies are buggers wasps are worse and this is the end of our little verse.

I made the mistake of telling my daughter this, which she dully recited back to one of her teachers.

That moment waiting at the school gates, when a teacher beckons you with just one finger ;-/