Jokes!

  • Ben Pickard
    2 years ago

    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    A: A stick

  • Poet on the Piano replied to Ben Pickard
    2 years ago

    Lol!

    Here's one my friend told in time for Halloween:

    What do you call two witches who live together?
    - Broommates

  • Ben Pickard replied to Poet on the Piano
    2 years ago

    I had to laugh, MA! They're the kind you know are cheesy, but you have to find the smell appealing! Here's another of that ilk.

    Why do cows have bells?

    Because their horns don't work

  • Larry Chamberlin
    1 year ago

    What is the name of Schrodinger's cat?

    We're not really sure.

  • Poet on the Piano
    1 year ago

    This is super silly and cringey, but here ya go ^_^

    What key has legs and can’t open doors?
    - A turkey.

  • Milly Hayward
    1 year ago

    What did the two cranberrys say to each other? Tis the season to be jelly :)

    How long are Elf legs? As long as they need to be to touch the ground :)

  • Ben Pickard
    1 year ago

    What would you call Postman Pat when he retires?

    Pat

  • Poet on the Piano
    1 year ago

    I've seen this one floating around recently:

    "My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year.

    How would I know? I don't have 2020 vision"

  • Aiko (Dreamsurfer)
    1 year ago

    If love is blind, then why doesn't Batman marry Catwoman in the movies? Because he is not blind enough.

  • Aiko (Dreamsurfer)
    1 year ago

    In which country are citizens advised to stay indoors to avoid the Coronavirus? Indoor-nesia.

  • Aiko (Dreamsurfer)
    1 year ago

    What do you call a Rastafari born in Munich? JAH Man [German].

  • Aiko (Dreamsurfer)
    1 year ago

    What did JESUS say to Arnold Schwarzenegger? I'll be back.

  • Milly Hayward
    7 months ago

    What do you call a woman who burns her bills?

    Bernadette