ok guys.. more exciting poetry game

ok, so when i'm looking at other posts.. i see the same old subjects to write about.. i think the most interesting topic i saw was taco kisses or something like that.. ok.. in this post.. yall gotta be creative!! don't do one word, ordinary topics, k? cuz that makes them boring!! be original!! so... lets start with um.. idk.. someone else pick a totally awesome and random topic!!

holy crap, ur awesome!! exactly what i want..for topics!, but i can't write on that...never experienced it.. so.. u go ahead!! lol

omg.. that was so funny!! ur an awesome writer!! lol hey.. lets keep doin this game!! its hillarious.. get more people to do it too!!

ok...uh..lemme try!

Dreams becoming reality...

Those times we wish our dreams were real
because of the way they make us feel
well, what if they all did actually come true
what would happen... what would we do?
chaos would surround us; life would be a mess
this, i know, would happen.. you don't have to guess
so, whenever you want your dreams to be reality
just, please, don't think that...change your mentality

woah, that was bad.. sorry.. i'm kinda in a hurry

ok.. next topic... life of a booger...lol.. i don't know!

I woke up this morning
Started brushing my teeth
But my hair didn't get in the way today
So I thought, what a relief

That was kinda strange
I didn't have it up in a bun
I didn't really care though
Haha, i'm such a bum

Well then i looked in the mirrow
I let out a bloody scream
Started bawling like a baby
As if someone had died it seemed

Something worse
My long brown curly hair was gone!
Then i think back a bit
I had gum in it last night, it was john!

Mother what happened to my hair?
It's not here any more?
Where'd it go
Are you sure?

Mommy how could you!
You shaved my whole head!
Couldn't u have just cut that piece
I have no more hair to shed!

Well, her hairs gone
Don't let the gum get to you
Your beloved hair might go buhbye!
If you don't watch what you get into!

Sry.. i'm like tired, so that sucked, and i dunno a topic that's crzy? Can someone liek think of one for me?? plz. thnx! haha

TOPIC: A three legged dog

they whisper they talk
as i turn my head away
but they don't know
i see everything they do and they
the lies and the rumors
what they love to spread
what they don't know
i hear and see all that is said

don't if tht fit in...>.<

next topic: meeting a purple elephant

Meeting a purple elephant…lol…um..ok

I met an interesting creature
It actually was only today
An elephant is what it was
But, strangely, it was purple, I say!

I calmly asked him why
He was different than his kind
I thought I was going insane
I had to be out of my mind

He said he was from a planet
Not from any I would know
His ship had crash-landed
Not quite so long ago!

He really wanted some food
The crash had made him hungry
He got a weird look on his face
He, then tried to eat me

I started freaking out
To the top of my lungs, I screamed
But then I woke up, with a cold sweat
Good thing, it only was a dream!

next topic.. um.. slimey aliens from the planet yo-yo...LOL!

come on guys.. don't be shy!! be creative!

ok. so i'm bored.. and i'll just do it myself.. since u guys are apparently not willing to be creative.. here goes...

Have you ever heard of the aliens
from the planet of Yo?
I'm gonna take the time to tell ya
it's something you should know

I'll tell ya about how they look
they are the color red
they also have two long antennas
on the top of their head

they have, but only two small fingers
barely the size of a dime
oh and i wanted to tell you this too
their body's covered in slime

they never sleep - that's hard to believe
but i assure you it's true
i think there's something you ought to know
i am one of them too

i know where you are; just reading this
a poem, you think it's just
you might wanna run; you might wanna hide
oh, i do think you must

cuz if you don't; you think this is fake
well i think time
you start believing in this, or you might
be found as a pile of slime

okays..
so
next topic...ummm...chocolate covered ants

If I was invisible,
I would go to the guys locker room,
If I was invisible,
I would see the guys there, I assume.
If I was invisible,
I would do something funny to the teachers at school,
If I was invisible,
I would make them look like a fool.
If I was invisible,
I would have a lot of fun,
If I was invisible,
my school would be done...

OK, that was a horrible poem I just wrote... oh well, next topic is: hm... how about, you seeing your parents is action (that means them having sex)

I can read anyones mind
your mind i can read though theres not much there
nothing but a bunch of hot air.when i read a guys mind i need to prepare but when i get there i find theres nothing there.well damn i got exited for nothin at all I thought it would be a ball!!

short i kno and pretty dagon dumb lol
next toipic:moldy bread...???

*Me and Untouchable did the taco flavor kisses lol(

If men were the ones who were pregnant,
they would compare the size of their tummies,
they would cry and complain worse then us,
then see who would be a better mommy
If men were the ones with periods,
They'd compare the size of their tampons & pads,
see who had more painful cramps,
Those are very competitive lads,
The life of a women,
can't be compared,
Men you want to be a lady,
Go ahead, I dare

that was hard to rhyme,
*NEXT TOPIC: BAR FIGHT WITH A PENGUIN*

hahahaha, do I pick good topics or what?

I saw a lion,
eating at the zoo,
he really really smelled,
so I said P.U.
This really angered him,
he jumped over the rail,
he started to bite me,
all I saw was his tail,
I tried to crawl away,
then he bit me in the butt
I tried to scream help
They all thought I was a nut
So never tease a lion,
as harmless as it seems,
because when it comes to stinky lions,
those dude are just mean!

NEXT TOPIC:ATTACKED BY A WILD PIG
*you know, we were on the topic of being beat up by zoo animals, I just had to do it*

Ever since I got a attacked by a pig,
I've only eaten veggies and fruit
Being a vegetarian,
is no hoot,
I can only dream of steak,
not a big thing to you
your not the one eating,
a big plate of tofu,
I'm sick of salad,
and eating nuts,
I can't eat meat,
and it really sucks

now for another CRAZY topic, lol
NEXT TOPIC: A TURKEY IS HUMPING YOUR LEG
those animals just don't stop annoying us huh?

Ha, my teachers aren't moving,
but they aren't dead,
then they won't notice,
when I throw this pencil at their head,
The lunch lady isn't moving either,
doesn't hurt me,
I don't have to pay,
for a whole bunch of cookies,
Ha, the principal,
i'm glad theres no time,
because I'm going to
pee in his eye

hahahaha
NEXT TOPIC: A RANDOM DART CAME AND HIT YOU IN THE EYE

Cool air blowing my mind,
trembling sensation technology so kind,
without this little box it would melt time,
beleive it or not these buggars cost a fine dime,
where ever you be, in the car at the stop sign,
without these bitchn' things you'd here us all whine,
oh how these magic boxes make summer divine!

Next Topic; Dirty laundry {don't ask}

Flying, everlasting freedom....
Lies, put by the imaginations of men,
dreaming, wishing, for more.

The bird, flying, reaching it's nest,
it's children, the constant feeding,
they are parents, and carers,
feeble and weak,
freedom?
Bull shit.

See the eyes of yourself,
in the reflection of the next bird you see,
and wish, wish to yourself you'll just be as 'free'
as the next bird you see flee.

(edit, sorry just realised i didn't cover the topic very well...caught up in a moment)

Next topic: Holding hands during a fire

I hold his hand,
the fire glows,
this is my lifeline,
I will never let go

We're running toward the exit,
try to escape,
but in our walk of freedom,
is a fiery gate,

Now we're flying,
in the flames no more,
I'm still holding his hands,
while my feet leave the floor

NEXT TOPIC: YOU SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL!
:P very painful experience.

mistep,
a banana peel,
slip, slip...
(and watch the fool,
attempt at balance)
slip, slip.....
(funny,
yes funny how such a innocent thing,
can lead to this.)
CRACK.

Blood, on the floor.

Next topic: The local bands singer gives you a wink from the stage

and your topic is? (Nice poem btw)

Edit - Oops..

Attempt at hug poem then :p

I sat there,
i was young, maybe three.
All alone i played,
a passing toy,
hell, who can remember?

So many children,
i began to cry i believe,
stomping around i was alone,
and i was three,
came along a girl,
small and delicate, just like me.

Held my hand and patted me on the head,
gave me my first hug,
and i was three,
yes, i was free.

Next topic: Your first argument with a close friend of the opposite sex

I can't believe it
my own friend,
he's supposed to be on my side,
friends till the end

He's not supposed to
ditch me and agree
with somebody else,
who isn't me

we're supposed to be a team,
and together be right,
He needs to get out of the dark
and step into the light

*O.K., THESE ARE GETTING TOO EMOTIONAL. I AM NOT GOOD WITH EMOTIONAL.....ANYWAY I THINK YOU ALL NEED A CRAZY TOPIC, AND I AM THE ONE TO GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!!!!
NEXT TOPIC: YOUR CAT IS ON DRUGS(YOUR DRUGS).....I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS.*

A few days ago,
upon the mention of i,
and my lover sharing a bed.
I was asked a subtle question,
"Have you fucked her yet?"

and to my reply and shock,
i told them no..
and then, oh god yes then i was told,
the almighty talk of which us teenagers fear,
"Sex is dangerous my lad"

and all the usual,
"wear protection for christs sake"
and then i think to myself,
(as much as i'd like a baby...
we have much more to live for)

and yes, i ignored there advice,
because one day i will be inside of her,
and on that day,
we'll be something more,
i'll be finally a part of a angel.

So you can screw your talk,
mother,
father,
because i know, oh yes i know,
you were just 17 when i was born.

Next topic: You're held down, and your lover is mugged.

mugged is when people beat you up then steal all your stuff.

I lay in bed,
in antipication of the same old talk,
the 'I love you' and the 'I love you too'
and the phone rang,
and rang...
until i got my nerve, picked it up,
and said 'Heya'

her voice was strange,
maybe worried,
and i ask her 'whats up?'

and in her voice i could feel it,
now is the time, this all ends,
and i ask myself,
why on the phone?

"This relationship isn't working out"
and i sit, silent...thinking i was in heaven,
just two moments ago.

I tell her, i understand,
and hang up.

and i keep the phone to my ear,
the long droaning ring,
like the empty sound,
of a now lost heart.

Next topic: Drinking coffee which has gone cold

hmm... no one??? hmm... someone change subjects.. don't forget the funny theme!!

Why I love my contry, state, city I live in

I'm free to be me
As you can see
Free to run aroun
And yell out with glee
Free to sing bad songs
At the top of my lungs
Free to go hicking
And get eaten by bugs

The state that I live in
Is full of wide open spaces
Forest and lakes
So lets go camping
For goodness sakes
Lets go fishin
Down at my favoret hole
Lets go sleding
Down that great big old hill

For the city
I live in there is lots to do
A couple of museams
A library or two.
A fance theater
With a good orchestra
The parks and bike treals
Are realy a must too

I live in the U.S.A.
The state is Alaska
what more can I say
My city is Anchorage
In which Im proud of
We call it a city
With the small town feel.

Ok it kind of sucken first time playing this game...
New topic ... Most embarising moment in time...

as i was walking
across the street
i happened to get
an aweful treat

my knees buckled
my balance was shot
i fell in the middle
right on the spot

the cars all honked
and began to swerve
the treat, i say
was not deserved

i gathered strength
quickly i stood
i ran to the other side
as fast as i could

my heart beat sped
i hated that treat
when i fell down
in the busy street

(uh.. bad.. sorry...)
ok.. next subject!!! life as a cross dresser!

ok

i live an intresting life
very intresting indeed
i don't dress like eveyone else
it just doesn't please me
It started when I was younger
I tried on mummy's skirt
It seemed to bring me comfort

When I grew older I shaved my legs
I used facials on my face, I made the out of eggs
I changed my apperence
so you couldn't tell the difference

when I would go to clubs
I would get dance requsts from studs

ok I have to go now not very good and someone can finish it 4 me

wait.. a new topic...!!!!!???

ok.. i'll do it!!

uncontrolable hiccuping!!! ( i don't freakin know!!)

There once was a day
When I went to school
I had these horable hiccups
And didn't know what to do
So I tryed water
And it went up my nose
I still had the hiccups
Let me tell you that blows
Then I held my breth
And counted to ten
When that didnt work
I tryed it again
I did the head down
Between my knees
The embaresment
Did more than
Make me displeased
I did the paper bag trick
And had no luck
I gess you all know
By now I was stuck
With my hiccups

Ok best I could do.... .... ..... ....

Try (Dragons in my nightmaires)

On: Being in Jail..

I had always liked to shoplift
BUt I never thought I'd get caught
Then one day I stolle some make up
That they realized I had not bought

I was taken out to a jail
Where a week i had to spend
The place was so bare and dull
And it smeeled ever so stail

I had to work out in the yard
And sleep in a tiny cell
It felt so weird to live in
A place where everything was barred

After eating the rotting, smelly food
And showerin infront of twenty other girls
I decided my stealing would end!
That place changed my whole attitude

Next Topic: Being ice cream

Two scoops sitting on my cone
One cherry the other dubble fuge
What a way to go
The tong sworls
The teeth nibbel
Down the chin
I do dribbel
You're to my cone
You take a larg bite
Your brain freez is an obvios plight
Soon Im all gone
An ice cream cone no more
You wipe you face with a knapcan
And drop it in the trash can as you
Walk out the door

Next Topic: Whats For Dinner

"What's for dinner?" The children ask.
But mom was busy adding the last
magic touches, a pinch of spice in the stew.
Dad gave a wry smile and replied, "You."

next topic: fatal car accident from a car's perspective