100% HAHAH long but funny

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented
as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%)

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%)

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%)

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
(2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%)

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%)

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Well that means that KIMBERLEY = 99% :P

Christina comes to 101% yey!!! lolz...

R---A---S---M---U---S
18 1 19 13 -21 19

91%

Excuse me. but I do believe that sucked ass.

and, yes, if you wondered, I am perfectly aware of that my name is rather suckable

Amba ========= 27%
lol haha i feel dumb YAAY lol
SOAD FOR LIFE
xox Bam

Mine name is 57%...

LMAO! I love it! It's soo freakin true!

VERY CUTE.. I LIKE IT-LIKE! =)

lmao that's cute!

and proven by mathematical facts!

ericka = 47%
lol thats about true lol jp

zach is..wow... 38%! zachary is....still bad... lol i'm 82 at my best! sad, yah?

mfg...
KRISTI=77%....
school spelling bee winner too :(

ok...that was weird.....

ARIANA

1+8+9+1+14+1= 34%

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...............shit that's loooooooow....lol

47% Yayy thats low.

Jenny

10+5+14+14+25=68%

haha thats great

S-A-R-A-H = 47%

M-O-R-T-A-L-I-D-A-G-A = 101%

F-A-L-L-E-N--P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S = 153%! Bwahaha

47 + 101 + 153 = 301%! Beat that biznatches! HAHA.

Garrett = 89% (It's a B on our grading scale)

gemma =
7 + 5 + 13 + 13 + 1 = 39%
:( i'm worth more than that :(
try your full name, it will make you feel happier...
i'm not gonna write my full name.... but.....
39 + 50 + 83 + 68 = 240%
yay!!!! thats a bit better!!!! lol :P
luv RaNdOmGaL xxx