weirdest pick up lines

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

LMAO!!!! I liked that one! I've never heard it before. :P

//Ari\\

yeah, i like the sugar one too.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cuz i see an angel before my eyes!"

lol that one actually worked on me...sad i know...but the guy said it with a southern accent. lol i'm a sucker for that =P

oMG lol tht would b soo mean lol

I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet

oh yah, someone already put that

OMG thts assum n the last ones gross lol

Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?

I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?

Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.

He: Pinch me?
She: Why?
He: Because I must be dreaming

He: This must be the end of a rainbow
She:Why?
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold

Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath

Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!

Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?

You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!

What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink

Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.

You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your ass is kicking

"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."

You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.

Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.

Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.

My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

"Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."

I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!

(You) Can I borrow your cell phone? (Her) Sure why? (You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.

I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

If your beauty was money, I wouldn't waste a dime!

Hey baby do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?

"Can I even get a fake number?"

If your looking fo the right person in your life...here I am!

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.

Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.

Are you a pitcher, cause I love the way you throw those curves!

They call me coffee cause i grind so fine

He: Is that shirt felt?
She: No
He: Would you like it to be?

"If you were to be a toilet, you would be a porta-hottie." As sad as this sounds, this one has been used on one of my friends.

Can you catch?
-why?-
Cuz there's two balls coming your way.

OMG gross lol id slap a guy if he said tht to me after laughin my butt off

Your boobs remind me of my sister.

LMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!

whew. -whipes sweat off face-

Alright, I'm done.

I lost my teddy bear - can i sleep with you instead?

I lost my phone number - can i have yours instead?

-Lyd

lol funni

How do boobs remind ppl of other ppl???? tht confused me????

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Pick a number between 1 and 10
'7 etc'
You lose, take off your top

lol!!!!!!!!!!

im so indian ive poked-a-hontes

(actually used on my friend)

how gay is tht

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Don't get it...

lol neither

lol mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y did sum1 steal my idea?!?!?!?!?!?! cunfusion................**tears**

True Story:
*nerdy guy walks up to a co-worker of mine*
*says* "Hey, *leans over counter towards her*
you know...if you want....we could goto portland.
I know a really reat place where we could play pacman...

if i had a rose for everytime i thought of you, i'd be walking through a garden forever

Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag? (Err..) You know the one to put on your head. You don't want to be seen with all these horny people around do you? Don't worry. I'll protect you. *smiles*

Lmao. I love this one.

Oh. Christian had this on his Yahoo profile:

If a fat man comes and puts you in a bag, don't worry, I told Santa I wanted a sexy girl for christmas. ;) *grins*

Lmao. I love this one too. ciaoooooo!

-PassingAngel

if every thing gos well tonight will i be phoning you or bumping you with my elbow

Hey pretty lady

ummm... do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in yor pants...