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Dear Person,

You call my group of friends STUPID...THEN ask us to email you with advice in your petty little ___hole of a problem?

DEH-DEH-DEEEER

Idiot.

Respectfully,

//Ari\\

Dear People Who Bring Up Threads Over A Week Old,

You joke about us talking on these topics, saying we don't have lives, than you reach alllll the way back into the poems-and-quotes history to bring up 2 year old posts?

Have a nice non-existant life, you 'tards.

Respectfully,

//Ari\\

Dear Teenie Bopper Girlies Who Complain About Constantly Getting Pregnant,

Stop screwing.

Respectfully,

//Ari\\

Georgi~~I feel the same way....let's feel the same way together, eh?

lol Ari, I agree with all your posts...so funny.

Kalika

Just Ari: I love your post about bible thumpers. It had me in tears *laughing*. I'm soo sick of them. No matter how many times I tell them to go away (especially the Jehovah witnesses), they keep coming back to preach nonsense. I've heard it over and over again...

God help me! I'm going to hell

sisi, agreed! lol

love u!

~Georgi

One more time...this time take your time and think it out.

I'm not sure what an 'anthist' is....did you mean athiest?

"A New Treatment" -- You mean Testament?

A bunch more rubbish....don't have the time.

Nada: what do you mean?
"at least they preach to you, not tell you you're going to hell becuase you don't believe what they believe"

that's about the only thing they do, preach NONSENSE about accepting Jesus and how if I refuse him I'm doomed to hell. I don't force my religious beliefs on others and I certainly don't appreciate people who think they know everything and have a right to judge me. who are they to tell me I'm going to hell?

haha...yeah I totally agree.

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Dear Megan,

You're my sister, i love you. It doesn't matter if you are hearing impaired, it's just that i wish that you could understand more than you do. People take too much advantage of you, and it tears me apart and pisses me off so much that these idiots are bringing down my beautiful sister, who's just like everyone else except she's a little different.

There's so much that i want to say to you, Megan, but right now i'm short of words.

Love, From Your Little Sister,

//Ariana\\

Dear Brittany,

Fine. I'M the hateful one.

WHO'S THE ONE GOING TO SCHOOL AND TALKING FAT SMACK ABOUT THE OTHER???? NOT. ME. I'm more MATURE than that. I keep my business between myself and the people and/or person involved. But nooo, you're going behind my back and blurting out "I HATE ARIANA!!!!"

You "hate" me because you can't control me anymore. You HATE me because i've found better people to be myself with, while when i was around you and ___, i was NEVER myself.

(insert lots of scattered thoughts here)

...I was right. I KNOW who my real friends are.

Have a nice two-faced life.

The Person You Never Really Knew,

//Ari\\

Dear Everybody,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

//Ariana\\

Dear Britt,

LMAO

I love you, too, Fudgy B.

Love, Your Feeder Of Fudge,

//Ari\\

Dear Politicians,

I don't favor any of you. As far as my vote is concerned, it's never going to be there.

SO STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO VOTE!!! I'M NOT EVEN OOOLLLLD ENOUGH YET!!!!!

DUMBASHTRAYS!!!!

(hahahaha)

Respectfully In Regret As An American To Be One,

//Ari\\

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Ari,
Please continue to make me laugh! Please always stay the coolest freaking jit I know...It's the "coolest" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Gabby, Anthony, and Brittany,
Thanks for staying by my side, I needed the emotional support. Thanks for caring, I heart youse people! I shall write a poem about youse!

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just for future reference, im not a bible thumper or whatever the hell it was.... i dont even believe in god. i was just saying...

Dear Fire Angel,

Nobody's saying you're a bible thumper. It's just that the name "Jesus" triggered that little minion inside of my head, and he's sick to candyland of all of these people giving him the "you're going to hell" deal, therefore, i created that rant within a letter.

So smile. :)

//Ari\\

Dear Nat,

Damn you and your perfect "HAHAHA"s.

I copied and pasted those hahaha's, by the way.

I will always, ALWAYS, make you laugh. I will forever remain the coolest little teen you've ever met. :D :D

No worries in that area!

Love, The Coolest Freaking Jit You Shall Ever-EVER-Meet,

//Ari\\

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Pierre,

I swear to God...if you call my mom at 4:00 in the morning one more time...i will knock your ashtray back to before you was being conceived...

I'm a tired young girl. I need sleep. I cannot get sleep if i constantly hear my mom's cell phone ring into the wee hours of morning. I have to SHARE my room with mama, you know.

Please...you're a good dude...a cool dude...just keep being a good cool dude and stop calling so late.

Thanks, Frenchy-I mean, Pierre.

Sincerely,

The Coolest and Most Devious Child You Will Ever Meet,

//Ariana\\

yeah dudes this is what xanga and LJ are for.................

Dear Idiot above me,
Please mind your two cents. You are violating the thread topic! "Yeah dude" and stuff.

Have a glorious day.

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Dear Mother,
Why do you keep comparing me to my sister? Even though she is 4 years older, I already know she is wiser than I am.

-Manipulated Child

OOoohh....whoops.....i thought the first time I read that you said 4 years younger....and I was about to say something really rude...but apparently you're smarter than me, SO CHEER UP!

Dear Whiners,

SHUT THE JELLO UP!!!!!!!!!!

Respectfully,

//Ari\\

Dear Ari,
Get out! *point finger at door* Get out of this thread/room thing! You are not welcome here anymore!

P.S. The bed would be ready for you tonight. Come join me. =P

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Dear Wife aka Atomic

..Did you just divorce me and then ask me to join you in a toga orgy tonight??

I'LL BE THERE!!!!

(HAHAHAHAHA)

Love,

//Ari\\ (Your ex-wife and new friend with benefits HAHAHAHAHA)

Dear (insert large number) Wife,
I did not ask to divorce you but merely ask you to get out of this room. But since you insist we become friends with benefits....yeah, we're divorced.

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Dear Ari,
I just found out that you are "Cute without the "E"" Hahaha, all this time I was wondering where she went and all this time you are her!

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Dear Ex-Wife aka Atomic,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love you, M'dearest, but you are sometimes a bit slow to catch onto things. :P

I kid, i kid... :)

Yes, the word is out...JustAri was once.....CUTE!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Love From Your Ex-Wife,

//Ari\\

P.S.- I HATED being Cute Without the "E"...sure, everybody called me "Cute" but that character seemed so stupid...so immature...so different from *dum dum dum duuuum* JUSTARI!!!!

YEAAAAA

Dear Ex-Wife aka Atomic,

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE TAKE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,

//Ari\\

Dear Multiple Personality AKA JustCute,
Please bare me the act of sycophancy. I do not want you back! That is...unless we barter. You give me cookies and warm milk and I'll give you sex and a position on my Wife's list.

Deal?

P.S. I am not -slow- my mentality is just not that fast.

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Dear ExWife Who I'm Trying To Win Back aka Atomic,

Enclosed with this message is a fresh batch of cookies and warm milk straight from the cow's udder-nipples..

So yes. DEAL! :D

And your jedi mindtricks won't work on me! You're just -saying- your mentality is slow because you really have fat raging powers inside that skull that allows you to stump anyone by saying the word "sycophant"!!

DAMBER LAMBS!!!

Love Always From Your Psychopathic Ex-Wife And Renewed Lover,

//AriJustCute\\

Dear People Who Say "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!" etc.,

That's a load of judgmental bull. "Well, obviously, you don't know what i'm going through!" "You don't know what the hell i've been through, so don't judge me!!"

You blazing hypocrites.

Respectfully,

//Ari\\

P.S.- There's more to say, but possibly not enough room for penalty points to keep me on this site..

Dear Sad People,

You're only doing it to yourself. You don't HAVE to be friggin sad all the time. Stop playing the blame-game and own up to your own faults and emotions.

You don't deserve any pity. None at all.

Ariana, this goes for you, too. Smile, you brat.

Respectfully,

//Ari\\