¿ What's Bothering You ?

Dear Bathroom,
I need to pee, so open up!

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Yeah!!! Sometimes like when i need a bath room like some one is in it and like i want them to hurry up and like i piss myself!!! and like woah!!

Dear Anthony,
Dude, the prep room is three doors down the hallway.

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Albaby.....

lol!!

Dear ____,

I swear to God, if you EVER say anything condescending about my sister behind my back thinking i won't hear about it EVER AGAIN, i will shove my foot so far up your fudge-glazed ashtray that you will be able to taste the dirt off of the sole of my shoe. And if you EVER throw another one of those looks toward Ashley's mom when you think we don't see you, i'll make my way into juvie just to rip out that Adam's apple of yours and tear off your manish marble sack, you fake. That's almost my second mother, wannabe rocker who thinks that Green Day is the best ROCK band around, when Green Day is truly just pop sugar-coated with punk.

You know, you're barely skating by with you calling me "Ari". Like Brittany, you have never even SEEN who Ari is. But come by the end of 2005, you will have seen Ari the Queen Bitch.

Your ashtray is mine, you __.

Kiss Mass,

//Ari\\

ooOOOoooooo

GO ARI!!!

LOL, i'm frickin pissed, it's fuuuuunnyyyyy. =P

//Ari\\

lol! i can see that...

And I'm trying not to think that what you wrote was scary in the slightest bit, so I'm just going to say..yeah...it's funny!! lol!!

HAHAHA

I'll tell you what else was funny...this weekend i spent a night with my closest friend (aka Ashley), and that man of a backstabber called her cell phone. My friend told me to answer it and Ms. Talks Smack A Lot thought that i was Ashley, wishing me a happy birthday and all, thinking that my voice had changed because of a cold i told her i was "catching"...hahaha. I'm trying to keep myself from completely thrashing out the girl over the phone because Ash had already told me some bad stuff that this girl has done, but i decided that i would enjoy it much more if i could do it in person. (plus i was pretending to be Ashley...DUH)

MWAHAHA, it shall be fun. >:)

//Ari\\

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol!!!

But sounds somewhat funny in a way...just a little confused still.

Psssst...mortals always get confused. O_O

//Ari\\

LOL!!

I GOT THAT!

Dear me,
Please stop acting like a dirty little whore. Its not doing anything for your reputation, Its making people hate you and its jsut a really BAD way of covering up what you really feel like. Please have the courage to get some help before you REALLY screw things up. And for gods sake please stop acting so 'im so happy, everythings great , i love everyone' Its really not a good idea.
Yours sincerely,
Me.

yeah....i kinda sorta have to agree with you on that one.

Dear unnamed friend,

Do you understand how much you tick me off? You copy all my ideas, and then run around looking for attention. It's frustrating, I can't take it anymore. You also pretend to be a know-it-all, which is another thing that really annoys me. I don't understand why you go out of your way to be like me, or better than me. I don't think too much of myself, is that how you want me to see you too? Get your own ideas, stop trying to be funny (you aren't), and be yourself. People will like you better.
-Jaime

Dear unnamed friend #2,

I don't know if you noticed, but you are acting like a whore. You've really hurt two of my close friends, and you're about to hurt another one. So just stop.
-Jaime
P.S. I'm kind of worried you might end up pregnant or something, promise you'll be careful?

Dear Atomic And Brittany,
How am I supposed to know how youse feel if you post it in disscusions that you know i dont read? God!! Me and my other 9 personalities are really pissed off by this injustice! The Brittish one is still shaking as he pours his tea! What kind of sick bastards do that to a man?!!!? you make me sick? What was i saying? oh yeah! Come to me with your problems and not to this ball sack smelling room you call a topic/discussion board!!!! God!! All this after i caught you a delicious bass! Plus i was gonna let you ride my Ligar but you can For-get-it!!!! *snapps fingers like a diva from sweet 16* (god that guy got on my nerves!!! "these girls better know that i'm the only diva at my party!" get a life Wade!!!) Where was i?

~Anthony
~Nigel
~Tom
~Alex
~George
~Micheal
~Isiac
~Mallah-Mallah
~Rupert

ahh i'm confused!! inside joke?!

Dear Love Is A Lie,
Shut up. =)

How was the strip tease at the dentist office?

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Dear Torn Apart,
It's indeed an inside joke, you know. The kind Anthony aka Love Is Just A Lie is having with his 9 personalities?

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lol---that was FUN-KNEE! lol!

who's mr. killer...??

I'm lost.

Dear 'Best Friend' *cough*Tina*cough*,

YOU'RE AN EFFING FAT A-- BIATCH WHO BUTTS INTO OTHER PEOPLES' BUISNESS WHEN IT ISN'T NECESSARY, EXAGGERATES THE TRUTH, AND MAKES THE WHOLE SITUATION A LOT WORSE!.....YOU LIE TO THEM, AND DECEIVE THEM! YOU MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE TOTAL SH-T AND YOU LIKE ATTENTION, THAT'S WHY YOU TELL EVERYONE YOUR EFFING BUISNESS!...AND THEN, THINKING THAT OTHER PEOPLE WON'T CARE, YOU TELL THEIR BUISNESS TO EVERYONE TOO....I HATE YOU SO FUDUCKING MUCH, I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE AND ROT IN HELL!!

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needed to vent...and i wanted to let as many people as possible know what a bia+ch she really is =)....

-brittnay-

Dear "friend"

Out of all the people who wanted to go out with you, why did you have to choose my boyfriend? you knew i loved him more than anything and yet you went for it anyway... so then he breaks up with me to go with you. i hope you realize how lucky you are that this happened with me and not one of your other "friends" because no one else would give you a second chance... I hope you're happy cuz i know i'm not....

Dear Person Above Me,

Applesauce taste like apples and you are the idiot who stayed behind to sniff her fart. =P

Edited: Damn people! That was meant for Shiky.

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lol!!!! geeeese!!

i have to pee...weeeeeeeee

bye bye and goodnight!

Dear Angie,

I hate you. You make me vomit. You are the -scum- between my toes.

Love,
Atomic.

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Dear Shiky,

I hate you. You make me vomit. You are the -scum- between my toes.

Love,
Atomic.

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dear shiky,

i just do, okay!? lol!!!!
I'm a peeing machine...

or it could be because everything makes me laugh and when I laugh i just simply ahve to pee..lol!!!

see...there I go again...

i have to pee, then i'm going to bed! lmao!
bye!

Dear Si Si,

G'Night! I hope you urinate in your bed..er..I mean..I hope you pee in your bed! =)

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Dear Angie,

I was lying too! Nice to know how you really feel about me! *throws and fit and leave*

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Dear Shiky,

Of course it was!

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lmao!!!

geeze, guys, *dorky voice* stop treating me like I'm 2, okay!?! *pushes taped glasses up my nostril*

I mean..*up my nose*

i mean....wow....well..no..there's really no way to say that to make it sound okay, is there?

I"M NOT GOING TO PEE MY BED, OKAY!!?

Dear Si Si,

It's hard to type your name. And I hope you have a good night sleep. =)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *cough* HAHAHA!!!

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Dear Angie,

Oh yeah? Well...yeah!

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wow...reading that *cough* made me cough!! Good job! lmao!!

AHHHH SHUTUP!! I just tinkled down my thigh!!
JK!!!
lmao!!!!
YOU made me laugh so hard though, typing this, i started to snort when I laughed..and I don't think i've ever snorted before....lol!!

I don't have a bladder problem...

i just am healthy..and drink too much water!
I DONT WEAR NAPPIES....whatever they are..lol!!

NO DIAPERS EITHER!

I'm All Natural!

Dear Si Si,

Eewwwww.....*laughed and throw eggs at your big head*

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Dear Angie,

What you trying to say? That I'm not good enough for -you-?!

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lmao...riiiiight!

Atomic~Where'd you get the eggs?

Dear Angie,

You type too damn fast.

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