Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!!!!

because if you looked thorugh our mouths nd ate through our eyes, food would be coming out of our noses, and we would get catarax in a mouth...(it sounded better in my head)

Why do things so complicated alwasy sound so much better in our heads?

When the chicken it ate chewed through his stomach.

Why is it that scones is either said "scons" or "scownes"? (Scownes forever!

because the dictionary said so

why isn't there a chocolate cow?

you mean there isn't? Hershey's Syrup, you lied to me.

How does one go about building a nuclear bomb?

weed. look on the net, i don't know.

Why do guys have to act macho and like idiots?

okay im not gonna answer that even with a stupid answer..thats an insult to me because not all guys are like that and i know im not

Why is weed so overated?

Because society overrates everything that doesn't matter.

Why does my computer feel hot?

becuase it on...(or) because its not cold

why am i Bored?

because your toes dont wanna do anything

Why is life still here?

because stupid people are breeding

How do dog owners know what their dogs are saying?

They dont. they just like to think they do. Unless they go to a pet physcatrist...thats a diffrent story. i kid i kid.

Uh.

Why do Dogs looke like their owners? have u ever noticed that?

Yeah I have. Maybe the people spend to much time with there dogs.

Why are cats afraid of dogs?

because dog rule and cats drool....or its the other way around..i dont know and i dont care.....

why do dogs sniff each others butts?? hehe i said butts....HAHA I SAID BUTTS AGAIN!!! HAHA...ohaky i need to stop

becuase your thinking to hard.......

why does sugar get me hyper????????

because it makes your blood cold so you have to heat it up

Why are all cats afraid of dogs..except in my house its the other way around(Dog is afraid of cats)

cause ur bored.

Why can't i go to sleep?

Because you're sitting at your computer typing a question. Kinda hard to do both, if you ask me.

Do Asians really fly?

~Atomic

yes..geez don't you read that fantasy books of course its real

ohkay question:

Why do dogs bark
cats meow
and cows moo
and CHICKENS *freaks* cluck?
*goes around room clucking like a chicken*

-sits her down in chiken coop-

b/c they do

Why do people ask questions they dont want to know the answers to?

sorry i forgot my question
and to the question above its because they hope no one wants to say the answer to it

why do i say rawr

Because of the price of eggs

Why isn't the cookie monster any fatter than what he is?

Because if he got any fatter, then he would explode, and all the cookies he has ever eaten would come out of his tummy and cover the world over 11 1/2 times and we would all be flattened by them and would have to rename the world Cookie-Dookie land.

Why don't I have cheekbones?

because you're Mr. Incredible from the fantastic four, and cheek bones would impairing your strechiness

Why do french people kiss different?

(ie: french kiss)

Because they need to get the snot out...Duh...

Why does Jackie Chaan not rule the world?

because hes a cartoon(yes i know hes real just a cartoon too though*(

Dude, you ruined the fun....

Why do guys like to show off??

cause they wish they were girls.

why do guys act like idiots around girls they like?

Because the creators of Pringles mesmerized it's product consumers with "please eat me" waves that hits it's consumers when you "pop" the can of Pringles. Hence the "once you pop, you can't stop" saying.

Why is it that no matter which way you started out, you're always walking against the wind in the end?

~Atomic

because pringles are made of magical energy...

Why do i think pringles are made of magic?

Because if you didnt you would die of cholestorel!!!!

why is there so many spellings for To??

Because the people who invented english decided to re-release 'to' in new and improved versions, thus resulting in 'too' and 'two'. Also they want to screw with your mind.

Why did I manage to lose two hairbrushes in two days?

because you have a sister???

why is icecream so yummy?

Because god put sprinkles on it ^^

Why do people always call me Cwissay?

Because in your past life you were like..a sheep xD

Lmfao.

Why do we have skin, not metal?

cause then you would never get to play in the rain because you would rust...

why isn't the sky green and the grass blue?

because you would drown and not know about...

What if kids ruled the schools?

we would eat ice cream all day!!!

which idiot invented the colour green??
hehe

Elmo, when he was having a bad day.

Why am I infatuated with the Smurfs?

because they are blue and so cool. hee hee hee

what is my purpose in life?? now that ^ really is a stupid question hee hee hee