Pick up lines

-Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
-I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
-Uncle Sam isnt the only one who wants you
-Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
-If i told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
-Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
-what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
-Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
-Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
-Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
-Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
-Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
-The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
-Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
-That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too
-Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package
-There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
-F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
-Will you marry me for just one night?
-You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
-Let's bypass all the bullsh*t and just get naked
-Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sh*t you lose now take off your clothes.
-I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
-I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
-If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
-I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.

oh this is one i herd a guy try before

Dude: Hey honey, i bet you're legs must be tired
Dudette: Why
Dude: You've been running through my dreams all night

Sh!t isnt it

heres one but u have to say it fast

will you be my math teacher we'll go home subtract our cloths add a bed divide your legs and multiply

this ones my fave. but i never seriously mean it

ur one hot potato minus a potato

this is not funny its nasty

I hate pick up lines.... totally stupid.....

Those are all rude!
LOL I like the potato one.

Haha that would be VERY creepy if someone said those to me.

lmao!!

I LOVE PICK UPLINES!! THEY"RE THE MOST HYSTERICAL THINGS EVER!! lol!!

If a guy walked up to me and said one, I'd laugh and think it was cute because that would mean he has a sense of humor..and i like humor....XD!

Haha, potatoes. That's good Brian, haven't heard it before.

Those are awesome lines, as long as no guy ever tries to use them. It seriously makes me wanna kick them.

i don't really get the potato one...lolz...but the otha ones r just halarious

Love the potato even icould get that one

the worse one ever is "the word of the day is legs hunny! now lets go back to my place ans spread teh word!" yeah guys we totally cant tell u have zero interest in our minds!!!! geez horndogs..... u could at least lie to use damn dont insult our inteligence!!!