Ways to Annoy People

um... duh.

be original.
ask why after everything they say!

haha, and if they stop talking all together, start asking them WHY they're being so quiet!

Stab them whenever they say anything related to candy.

Example: "Hey, you wanna go to the store? I'm in the mood for a sugar rush!"

-STAB-

Or: "Let's get some cotton candy....we're at the fair, it's tradition!"

-STAB-

Yeah, you might get arrested, but not before you annoy the hell out of the person!

Sit next to some one in the middle of the day while they're wide away, some one you don't know very well. Put your head on their shoulder, when they freak out, say some thing like "But I thought you were my mommy/daddy!!"

When in an elevator, hand out nametags. wear yours upside down.

Shake everybodys hand who you pass and ask them to call you admiral.

If youre a boy, put on a feathered boa and ask people to call you muffin.

Pretend to be a mannequin. when people walk past, whisper hello.

poke your friends.

randomly scream, "theyre coming after me!" then keep walking.

When a solicitor calls, tell them all about your PMS. this works best when talking to a guy.

put your suitcase in the door of an elevator and insist you have no clue why it wont close.

stare at the ceiling until you get a big crowd around you. then walk away.

leave a trail of tomato juice in wal-mart leading to the bathroom.

stand in the grocery isle and when random people walk by say "YOURE ONE OF THEM!!!"

tell people theyre one of them in an elevator and move to a far corner.

tell a member of the same sex in an elevator how hot they are.

i forgot one!!

if you are a teacher, on the first day of class show a medeval (sp?) torture film. take notes and laugh.

when someone is watching a very interesting movie, change the channel and tellthe person you forgot the number

tap your friends forhead wit one finger constantly until they scream at you!

in church put your hands together and stare at the floor whilst rocking theyre coming for us he pixies are coming!!

ask why to everything.. i love that.. so childish but always works :)

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Everytime someone starts talking, you start talking at the same time . you both will stop, then when they start talking again, you start talking again . . keep doing it ;]

I don't know if someone has already said this because I didn't read all the posts, but if you are talking to someone look at their forehead or somewhere else on their head besides their eyes...It gets really annoying...hehe

lmao

Act like an automaton and reply to everything with "YES DRILL SERGEANT!!"

O.M.G!!!! THEY ARE SOOO FUNNY!! haha lol

Adopt a new accent. It seems to bother people a bit.

crazy glue someones pen cap to the pen

did that at work i just sat and watched one guy try to get it off for 5 minutes till he got another

keep burbing in their face

Tell people in the elevator you're wearing odd socks. I've done this, it freaks them out but it's hilarious.

Talk sh*t behind someones back and when they confront u. U b a retard and say nothin.

Just talk. :-P