Who can't cook?

Ughh I have such problems in the kitchen. I've scorched 7 pans. melted-yes melted, 3 tea kettles. Caused 3 fires. And ruined a countless number of birthday cakes. The only thing I know how to make is zebra cake and tofu icecream. Both of which I have about a 50/50 shot of screwing up each time I make them. I've even ruined instant mac and cheese! Anyone else have this problem?

i suck at cooking. my solution: i don't cook.

hehe. i dont cook.. and im proud of it :P
its ok Lorraine, we can always order:P

o0o i can't cook either!!!!! one time i was making brownies and you know how your supose to stick a toothpick in the brownies when the timer goes off to see if it is done in the middle....yeah well my and my blonde self put the toothpick in the brownies while it was in the oven, thank goodness my mom caught me before i put them in lol or i would've almost burnt the house down or something....and the final result was terrible..my dad said that it looked like the brownie threw up when we cut it!!! lol

o0o and one time i almost blew up the microwave cuz i pit my hotdog in there wrapped in aluminum!!!! yeah don't do that!!!!! lol it isn't pretty!!

I can make easy mac and koolaide....does that count as cooking?

i can cook crazy good but baking... that is the harder than walking a straight line drunk, i always burn it or forget an ingredient or use to much of sumthing. put me infront of a grill and i'll amaze you but the only useful thing i can do with an oven is stick my head in it.

*hangs head*
Guilty.

I Use To Never Be a Good Cook, But I Learned How By Trying, Trial And Error Is The Perfect Teacher...xoxo-Nikki-xoxo

Hmm...All of those stories kind of sound like my weekend.
My mom left out of town so I'm cooking for three people (my brother has a friend over). This morning, six oclock inthe morning, I burnt water. Yes, that's right, water. Didn't think it was possible eh? It just evaporates right?...Yeah, until there's nothing left to evaporate, then the pot starts to burn. Lets just say at one point, it was a silver pot.

After boiling water didn't work, I decided to forget about the hot chocolate - we'll survive with toast or cereal right? So I put in some toast. One piece burnt, and the other piece didn't do a darn thing! Now this wasn't my fault - the toaster just wanted me to look bad. *rolls eyes*

And One last story about meat. Well, at my school our foods class had a barbecue for an end-of-the-year celebration. We made steaks. Or atleast they did. I followed the directions and put the steak onthe barbecue, and it was suppose to do the same thing as everyone elses. But of course not, nothing is that easy. My barbecue- and only my barbecue- pretty much burst into the biggest flames I had ever seen and we thought it would die down and start to just cook the meat. But it didn't. We had to spray it down with the fire extinguisher....Mmm. Stefhy made steak. >_

I CAN cook a little (French Toast, Eggs, easy stuff) but I've melted a dish strainer =]

can't cook for shit..

my solution= eat lots and lots of cereal!

lol

LMAO I can't cook either!!! I tried making caramel to put on my popcorn and ohh yeah that got screwed up..I set the plastic bowl on a hot burner and melted the bowl all over it and that wasnt good

I burnt fried potatoes (must say Im gettin better)...

I tried makeing a giant cookie out of just water, flour, 1 egg and sugar

AND I put in my easy-mac- mac n cheese in for 10 minutes instead of one..I hope I marry a chef!

I heart cereal soooo much! When I'm older and living on my own, I'm living off rice crispies... Or maybe cheerios...Ohhhh, frosted flakes!!! Mmmmm

I love the microwave :D

I'm horrible at cooking, I just seem to forget that I'm cooking if it's in the oven or something.
I was making brownies once, and my grandma called & needed me, so I just left my brownies and stayed over at her house for like an hour. I have a horrible memory...