You might be a redneck if...

You might be a redneck if...

Come on. Give me some good redneck jokes and make Jeff Foxworthy proud. Whether it's his or something you made up yourself, there's nothing better than a good redneck joke!

you might be a redneck if you walk around with your shirt off and you see your husband doing the same thing.

You might be a Redneck if....

Your homecoming King and Queen are cousins.

On a sad sidenote: This really happened to my Senior class.

XD

You might be a redneck if you laugh at your friend's mullet... And realize later, when you two got drunk last weekend, you got matching hair cuts.

You might be a redneck if your beer can is resting on your beer keg.

You might be a redneck if your favourite past time fighting over the last beer... After you're done drinking it.

you might be a red neck if you get sunburnt on you neck...tehe

sorry, whats a redneck?

hello? whats FRICKING REDNECK?

ok, i think i understand...
i think aussies dont rly use that word...maybe...cuz ive never heard it...

lol...i'm from the usa...and from oklahoma...so i AM a redneck...or @ least i know like alot of peeps who r!! hehehehehehe we talk kinda funny and we do stupid stuff like alot of the time...lol and most of the girls r whores...there's only a few who aren't...lol

lol...no offence...but rednecks sound horrible!

You might be redeck if you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isnt

if you take your dog for a walk ad you both use the tree at the corner

If your dad walks you to school because he is in the same grade.

if you think that NSYNC is where the dirty dishes are

if your grandma can tell a state trooper to kiss her a$$ without taking the Marlboro out of her mouth

if you mow your lawn and find a car

if you get chiggers, ticks, fleas, and mosquito bites by just going to get your mail!

if your family tree doesn't fork

if your 3 year old knows pull my finger!

Okay I'm done but I could go on for days!
I have seen all 3 Blue Collar Comedy Tours like 100 times!

you might be a redneck if.....
*you've ever been in a custody fight over a hunting dog
*You have a singing bass in more than three rooms in your house
*someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle [my grandpa]
*you fish in the bass pro shops

You might be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

*I actually saw this, my family and i were driving through good ole' Sussex, which is FULL of rednecks, and right on main street, there was a family sitting out on the front lawn on the fouton, it was quite the sight. my whole family didn't even have to say anythign we all burst out laughing:)