Women Are Evil By Nature
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Tricky Daze
19 years agoA sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"
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PoetryHeart
19 years agoewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Silent Screams
19 years agoGROSSSSSS EWWWWW yet so funny rotfl
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Avrii Monrielle
19 years agolmao
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Startle Me
18 years agoLMMFAO
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KemistryKia
18 years agothat is so evil and nasty
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KemistryKia
18 years agooh, but it was funny lolololol lmfao
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xXxAngelEyes007xXx
18 years agoEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NASTY NASTY NASTY
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silvershoes
18 years ago-twiddles fingers evilly-
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Unseen Exposure
18 years agoNot only is that evil; that's utterly sick and disgusting. That's a truly raunch thing to do.
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Tricky Daze
18 years agoÄ° liked that you liked it..if you liked it i will post more jokes,do you want more?(but they are not disgusting like this)
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Startle Me
18 years agoAgree witht that.
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BrokenREALiTy
18 years agoHAHA OMG THAT`s DiSGUSTiNG .
But funny in a weird way . -
Beauty In The Breaking
18 years agoHow can anyone not love us women?
We're just so evil but we make it look so cute! XD
This was just so wrong but OMG it was funny! xD
