Pick-up lines

Hi, I'm from the FBI. The Fine Body Inspectors. I'm gonna have to ask you to assume the position.

LMFAO
there are some really funny pick-up lines.

and the holding hand one is really cute.

>< atm, i can only think of one.

"you must be really tired, cause you've been running on my mind all night."

Haha this one guy said this to me before.
"shawty you lookin good tonight; but you know, i can make you look better."

A guy came up to me once and dropped a sugar packet at my feet that said SUGAR in really big letters and said, "hey, I think you dropped your name tag"

Whats your sisters name....

1 My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

2 They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

3 When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

4 Male: Hey, I don't feel to good.
Female: Why?
Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach.
Female: What?
Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

5 Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

6 This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

7 Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

8 Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

9 I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!

10 Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.

11 I can see you.
[Uh, yeah.]
Great! Then how about tomorrow.

12 Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

13 Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

14 Beww BEWWW Beww
(What?)
That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

15 You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.

16 It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

17 I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

18 You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!

19 Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.

20 Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex?
(I don't know)
68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

wow...i know sad right....lol...only one oh this whole post may work on my and that is the hand one(for the walk) it is just too cute =D

The only difference between you and my ex is that she doesn't want to go out with me.

These are just kidding but i did use some on my ex boyfrann while we went out to kid around
1.your like a lightswitch the way you turn me on :D

2.your so hot ur like a frying pan you sizzle!

3.if i had a sheep it would go baaaaaaaaaaabe!

umm i will have to think on them! :D

Haha me and my boyfriend tried the skittles one before!!! And I love pick-up lines...they may be a bit corny but I don't care there still cute!! I like this one too-

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Got one

"Do you have any duct tape? Cause my muscles are ripped"

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day"

"I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?"

^^Those two were actually used on me. Gah. I hate pick-up lines. Needless to say, they had no affect on me... other than me laughing at the poor guy.

[Got one

"Do you have any duct tape? Cause my muscles are ripped"]

^^ Hahaha. Funnnny.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
Well then, please start.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips."
She says, "Bet's on."
You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Amber????

Lol these are hilarious. My favourite has got to be the 'taking hand for a walk' one, it's so cute. I would love to have that one used on me :D haha

You used my fav..........but my second is this:

"Hey, could you hold this for me?" -sticks out hand-

=3

"How much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice!" -extends hand- "how you doin'?"

Ha ha ha ....

Pick up lines are a dying art, really they are - no one has the confidence for them anymore, or maybe i just dont attract guys enough for them to use 'em ... anyways there are some real classics on here!

I found this flower and it's almost as pretty as u r.

Yes, without a doubt, the hand one is amazing, and we all seem to agree :P I'm definitely going to use that this weekend. We'll see how it goes.

My favorite pick up line, which was actually used on me, is this:

I once knew a squirrel named Marvin, God you're hot, Marvin lives in Africa now.

it was really funny. He just said it all fluidly, like nothing out of the ordinary. It worked!